|I really find this very funny. I'm still trying to decide how Alejandro came to be with the turtles.XD|
Italy x Reader: Cheesy Pick-Up LinesItaly x Reader: Cheesy Pick-Up Lines by BuutterflyKisses
QUICK NOTE: THIS STORY WILL ALL BE IN FELI'S POV! JUST IN CASE YOU GET CONFUZZLED....yeh.. ON WITH DA STORY!
"I-I don't-a know Alfred..." I shifted nervously, not completely sure how to go about this. "It seems like she would-a punch me! And that would be-a no good."
"Dude! You got this in the bag, there's nooooo way in hell she'd turn you down." Alfred urged me, pushing me forward from the bush. I panicked, my heart racing, and palms sweating, the same feeling I get when I see scary Britain!
"NO! Why does she-a make me feel like this?!" I wheeze out, staring at the beautiful (h/c) girl just a few feet away.
"Cause you love her, duh! You want her to be with you....now cmon and put this in your ear!" He whisper-shouted at me, a Bluetooth in his palm. I picked it up, carefully placing it in my ear.
"Are you-a sure she won't kill me?" I asked once more, worry pilling up inside me, my stomach fluttering and flopping. Alfred laughed, catching (name's) attention. She smiled at me, making
Golden Proposal - Hetalia x ReaderGolden Proposal - Hetalia x Reader by cassylovespink
“Somebody shoot me now; I’m a Playboy Easter Bunny!”
Multicolored eggs strewn across the gigantic yard.
Enough candy and chocolate to last a lifetime.
Complete with Fluffy Bunny ears.
You touched the bunny ears you were wearing. “Tell me how I ended up like this again?”
You looked at the tacky egg print dress; not to mention there was a bushy bunny tail right at your rump. ‘Ugh’
“Seriously how did I even end up in this!? I look ridiculous!”
‘I’m a Playboy Bunny crossed with crude Easter decorations’
“Don’t be such a sourpuss _____! This dress accentuates your breasts” You nearly facepalmed. “Remember: just show him your breasts!” Ukraine beamed.
“Thanks Katyusha but I really don’t feel comfortable with this dress-” You walked to the mirror stumbling on your chocolate brown stiletto heels.
You looked at your makeup and hairstyle. “-WHA